Bagian 7: dinner and scream
A: menu ne ehm ….. pesen no a ewes
B: gaya mu mbah koyok ngerti2 o ae ag (geleng2) beef steak, mushroom soup, extra hot spicy 2 and tea, that’s it
A: eh kon pesen opo?
B: daging bakar, sop ambek teh opo’o se
A: iku tok?
B: yoh
A: kurang …!
B: wes mbahh engkok lek pesen akeh2 gak mateng2 panganane ngentenine suwi, gelem?
A: yo moh
B: yo wes
A: tapi engkok tambah maneh iso
B: yo gampang … ada uang ada barang…, tapi suwi nemen paling mbah delok en ta tamu ne wes teko kabeh, rame ngene, tambah teko terus maneh
A: iyo yo, teko endi ae she wong2 iki kari rame ag, heran isun iki kabeh wong2 nge kok gak onok seng ngantri yo. Kursi ne cukup kabeh padahal gak onok seng mari mangan …..
B: teknologi eropa paling mbah, kursi ne iso menggandakan diri
A: iyo munggone panganananku pisan ngono
B: mbah aku tak pipis sek yo adem2 kebelet terus isun iki yo…
A: yo ojo suwi2 mbah gak iso bhs.inggris iki
B: yo
Bagian 7: toilet
B: aduh e kebelet … endi se toilet e iki kari gak nemu2 ag. Ate takok wong endi wong e tapi uhhh…
(keliling2 muter 2 gak nemu2) tibane iki hotel kari goblok ag arsitekture , lali ngekek I toilet!.......................................................
D: ouwh there is a human It’s enough for dinner
B:Aduh gak onok wong wes tak pipis neng kene ae gak kuat maneh …. Ehhh lego …. Huh
D: damn! Who is this people? How dare you got to pee on me!!!
C: excuse me sir, what are you doing here?
B: I’m looking for toilet can you take me there
C: of course sir, please follow me….
D: damn for this time you can escape but next time I will take my revenge…..!
C: there it is in the end of this corridor, sir for your safety please don’t go back to place where I find you
B:of course, I don’t want to get lost anymore anyway I already forgot the way, thank you
B: ehm…! ceret tibane neng ken eta ah, asem or owes pipis se wes mari buru ketemu toilet e yo wesuh a ewes …
Bagian 8: stranger girl
B: (see bloody girl in the mirror eat something, that girl turn around, staring each other. Freaking out, frozen can’t move, a little moment. De ja VU, it’s just a little vision. That just a girl repair her make up. The scary is gone for a moment.
G: getting crazy ….!!!! Please save me, go … you must be hurry…..go away go away go ….leave this place …..
B: what ? I don’t understand what are you talking about …
G: (unconscious)…..
B: hei … miss are you okay come on wake up
G: what happen with me?
B: are you okay? You have fell down…
G: oh it must be my anemia, sometime I fell like that, I’m fine…
B: but, you just saying something I don’t understand what do you mean…
G: oh whatever what I said just annoying me that doesn’t mean anything…. (leaving toilet)
B: eh okay …. Weird …. (washing hands) I’d better hurry my sister must be waiting for me …
Bagian 9: scream
A: duh endi se lare iku kocet or owes gak teko2 ag…. Wes ngene maneh …..jancok
B: eh mbok2 mbok duh onok opo iki jare ….. What the hell is going on …..
U: you must be hurry …. The attack was begin
B: hurry? What is going on….do we have a war?
………………………………………………………….
S1: aaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhh
S2:aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrgggg
S3:aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggg
B: mbok2 mbok neng endi kon ……
Damn! How can I find my sister with all this scream…… mbok mbok mbok …..
A: jancok ..! endi lare iku isun iki seng ngerti endi2 ….milu wong2 baen wes seng rame ben aman …..
…(ketemu neng lawang)……………….
B: he mbok teko endi ae siro iku
A: yo siro iku seng di golek I seng onok2 nenng jedeng kari suwi ag ngeseng watu ta?
B: nyasar isun mau mbok, iki opo o she mbok wong2 iki
A: mboh isun pisan heng ngerti moro2 wong2 iku njerit2 dhewe terus kabeh wong mlayu kocar-kacir yo isun milu biyaen….
B: ono opo she sebenere ….?iki neng endi mbok?
A: lah milu wong2 baen wes opo jare engkok
B: mau aku diomongi uwong kongkon cepetan jare serangan e wes dimulai, ono perang ta mbok neng eropa iki?
A: yo gak lah cuk, ono o perang seng sidho merene, seng ngono beritane yo lek ono perang iku…..
B: terus piye iki mbok, neng endi wong2 e podho ilang kabeh gedhigi ….
A: lah sengidan ae wis neng endi kono tek ngenteni isuk engkok kepiye gampang wes…..
B: ah iyo neng kono og mbah aman wes meneng kene ketok ane nyasar ag, wes adoh teko hotel ….
A: lah kon iku kepiye she tek2 saket awal gak ketemu2 hotel kene iku wes nyasar, kepiye she ….iki iku 2011 yo lek kok iso sek nyasar she
B: yo kepiye mari mbah hp mati kartu gsm e local an …. Internet seng ono singal e …. Gps rusak kenek udan… nyasar neng pedalaman pisan ….. emboh wes mbah aku pisan ngelu
A: ngene iki ndungo a ewes gak ketemu macan, beruang, ta ula
B: ojo ngono ro mbok ….
A: ajane ono opo she neng hotel iku? Mbok iki ngeroso ono seng gak bener …… eh lare iki wes turu ag keadaan ngene iler e panccet ae mbeler … siro iku seng gak bener….. wes wes
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