Selasa, 27 September 2011

bagian 12

Bagian 12: we have the deal
A: opo isine cuk?
B: jare ne kongkon teko ndek pembukaane engkok bengi gawe ngundi giliran, terus keterangan jadwal tanding jam rolas bengi … temenanta iki mbok…. Aclak kak e ngimpi ta temenan she
A: auw eh jancok iki loro cuk
B: berarti temenan
……………………………………………………………D1: it’s so excited I never drag someone from another nation trough this door
D2: looks like that one clever enough, that one is not freaking out and keep calm down when I challenged her
D1: we must be carefully, this door is never fail anyway we will get them
D2: don’t underestimate her, maybe she will become the first after all
D1: hem… maybe she will be the second if the seventh majesty doesn’t cheat him.
D2: yeah but I’m absolutely sure that seventh majesty will beat her. Want bet?
D1: don’t you sure that he will made it and you bet against her???
D2: yeah but I’m also sure that seventh majesty will find another sensational cheat again.
D1: find I bet that they will make it
D2: DEAL!!!
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B: he mbok mlaku2 yok
A: neng endi ?
B: golek hang iso di  delok, nawi ta ono kendaraan, ta minggat isun heng kuat wes … neng kene …..
A: yo ayo wes ….
………… seeing all around everything is normal nothing wrong and they confused ………….
B: he mbok kok kabeh normal ngene, enda ne mau iku mek ngimpii…
A: ngimpi ta osing iku yo tapi ono undangane gedhigu ……
B: yo iku ag mbok isun bingung
A: he cuk rono yok…
B: neng endi ?
A: kok taman….
B: lapo mbok iki ate minggat iki
A: lah sek ta cuk foto2 an sek
B: lah wes mbok gak usah
A: sek ta cuk sediluk, rugi iki hotel larang mbayar e taman e yo apik kok
B: emong mbok ojo eret2 isun, isun ta nggolek dewe, riko foto2 an ae dhewekan
A: eh ojo ngono ro kenang2an iki gawe dulur dulur
B: lah mong
A: nurut o ae lek nggak gak ta bayarno hotel e
………..B  meneng terus nurut ae ……………..
B: jare foto keluarga mbok kok mek isun tok seng nyekel kamerane foto isun endi
A: alah west a riko mau jare seng gelem foto2 an isun ae wes
B: lah wes mbok gentian
A: sulung foto isun kurang akeh, isun iki foto model ag Giselle bacem ae kalah
B: gisel bundchen mbok
A: iyo ta lah wes
B: wes mbok kemeng tangan isun
A: sek gaya terakhir iki
B: gaya opo maneng she? Saket mau gaya walang, gaya gajah, sampe gaya macan mengkangkang ono’
A: eh wes terakhir iki sing apik fotone …
B: yoh siji luru telu
A: aaaaarrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhh
B: he mbok2 neng endi siro…… kok ilang ?
Bagian 12 part 2: the missing one
B: eh mbok neng endi siro?.... iki ngimpi gak se duh tangi o ta …. Tak turu neng kene a ewes ngenteni tangi ….
……………………………………………………………A: eh edan …. Isun neng kene …. Duk! Uh kok gak iso mbalek…. ( toleh kanan kiri peteng kabeh mburine koyo klab malam lampune kelap kelip, neng ngarep e ndelok lawang isine B turu ngorok neng ngisore wit, A melebu klub malam e toleh2 arep takok wong)
A: akeh wong sliweran tapi rupane gak nguwong no kabeh ngene, takok endi iki yo….
S1: hei look at that what is she doing here, this place employee only doesn’t it?
S2: yeah why would you ask her?
S1: or maybe she want to register as a participant, you know this battle is open in west
( that two employees coming ………………….)
S1: what are you doing here? This place is employee only don’t you read it in the front door?
A: ngomong opo ae jare gak onok translate
S2: you need a translator, where do you come from?
A: emboh wes
S2: emboh wes have you ever heard it before?
S1: no I think she want to register, see she hasn’t the mark yet …. Maybe she get lost let’s get her to the register room
A: he e e e opo ae e ojo tarik2 ro isun iki ate takok dalan balek eh eh neng endi iki e….
S1: I’m sorry sir I think she get lost when search for register room
S2: and she need a translator
D: she is human, wait she is that participant from the other nation so that’s why she need a translator.
S1: but she hasn’t register yet, look she has no mark on his hand
D: you right I just forget we haven’t registered her. Data from far away land need a long time, another participant register automatically so I guess we have to register he manual
S2: yeah looks like that, but she still need translator
D: it doesn’t matter I think she can speak English little. So girl what’s your name?
A: jancok ngomong opo ae she
D: I think we can call you jancok but it’s cool to call you JC more west name that’s fine doesn’t it…so jaycee from far away land I register you as participants number 313 ( say spell ….. A’s hand has symbol of red circle) get her out ….
S1S2: yes boss……
A: eh hehe neng endi maneh iki e aaaauuuwwhhhh celes isun di uncal no ag kurang ajar , adoh e loro kabeh …..
A: eh he he tangi cuk
B: eh opo mbok?
A: riko sun celuk I sing kerungu ag
B: eh kok gak ngimpi iki
A: yo gak lah cuk, eh mau isun register2 opo she
B: oh pendaftaran, riko milu opo she mbok daftar2 iku
A: emboh isun oleh e gedhigi ag tangan isun abang kek
B: duh wes iki hotel berhantu tenan ayo mbok minggat
A: lah elom cuk mangan sek wes bengi kek
B: jancok elom maneh mbok2 ayok yo minggat
A: lah minggat neng endi she cok gak ono kendaraan masio ono montor iki neng tengah gunung masi ono helicopter gak iso numpak e wes mangan ae
B: terus gak sido minggat2 ro
A: sing usah wes panganan neng kene enak2 ae ag
B: lah wes mbok lek elom wayae madhang sing ono kompromine
A: pinter riko wes ngerti ayo mangan
B: hmmmmhhh yowes lah ….. madhyang ulung

bagian 11

Bagian 11: Where the Hell am I?
A: He cuk hotel e kok sepi ?
B: iyo endi wong – wong e ilang kabeh gedhigi..,…. Halo….halo is there anybody home?....
D: welcome home …. New members
B: who are you, where are the other people?
D: under you
……………aaaaaaaaaggggggggggghhhhhhhh...
( they are falling down in the deep dark hole and unconscious, after they wake up …..)
B: mbok2 tangi mbok!
A: neng endi iki cuk ?
B: emboh isun yo heng weruh peteng kabeh gedhigi…
D: hahaha … welcome to the abyss
B: what I’m not in hell easily, I’m not die yet
D: yes you are, you not die yet, but you in hell already
B: where the hell am I? Don’t kidding me…
D: you in hell in the first layer. The hell is open every one hundred year, and now it’s your turn
B: okay I’m getting serious now. So what happen to me then…
D: of course we are so happy if you want to stay
B: if I want to go how?
D: the door will be closed in 3 days and you have to beaten all layers majesty to get out
B: I accept your challenge, it can explain why I can never get out and always to get back to this place….
D: you clever enough, I’ll see your face when your tears dry…
B: so where we stay in?
D: in the hotel, this building in the save territory area so you only go down when your fight?
B: oh what happen with people in the hotel..
D: they also same with you, they still trying to get out in this battle.
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AB: aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh
A:he cuk ngimpi opo yo, … temenan ta ?
B: ketok ane se iyo mbok ,… kok mbalek maneh iki ndek hotel ?
A: lek iyo munggone isun nyangu jimat yo…
B: eh mbok ngerti artine
A: ono translate ag …..
……….. tok ….tok ….tok….tok…tok………………
C: service room ser
…………( the maid give a letter, and then closed the door)………………………………………………..
B: what is this? Invitation? Fight for your live and win…..

Kamis, 15 September 2011

bagian 10

Bagian 10: In The Morning
B: Heh … wes tangi?
A: ah ehm, ….. iyo tangi kenek iler mu
B: piye mbok balek e liwat endi?
A: yo dalan seng mabengi
B: wes lali
A: yo kok ono dalan setapak …
B: lah iyo ta mbok mabengi liwate mbrubus iku ag mosok liwat dalan setapak…
A: lah west a lek iki dalan setapak neng endi maneh lek gak neng hotel….
B: iyo ta mbok, tambah nyasar maneh engkok..?
A: lah iyo2 lek kari gak percoyo ag, endane ono wong kurang gawean nggawe dalan setapak ngene iki lek gak ndek hotel….
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B: mbok …
A: hmmm
B: isun ngroso ono seng gak bener ag mbok ambek hotel iku…
A: lah ojo ngono ro lek
B: iyo mbok temenan e, saket awal ono seng janggal mulai teko pelayanane, kamare, tamune, toilet, kabeh wes
A: alah iyo ta? gak pembayarane seng kon ke isinan iko?
B: yoh salah sijine
A: wes lah ojo ngono
B: mabengi iku pas aku ndek toilet aku ketok2 en arek, klambine akeh getih e, rupane,tangane, keleleran kabeh wes, mangan daging mentak yo, mageh cucuran getih e…
A: terus asline ?
B: yo arek iku mek mbenerno wedak e…
A: kok kan ojo pati paranoid ngono ta
B: sih mbok gaya inggrisan ag, eh tapi temenan mbok terus lare iku gak sadar ngomong njaluk tulung, ngongkon aku minggat teko hotel iku sak cepete…
A: iyo she ajane mbok ngroso ono seng gak bener pisan, mbok ketok2en lare cilik koyo korban perang ngono, cucuran getih, pas kene ngeliwati koridor ate neng ruang makan mau. Terus pisan neng ruang makan wong2 njerit2, histeris kabeh, suara jeritane iku lek nggiris neng ati mbok
B: iyo maneh pas iku, isun kan nggolek I mbok, isun takok wong onok opo, jare yo kongkon mlayu pisan mbok, serangan e wes dimulai jare… mboh opo maksud te
A: meneh lek iki dalan mulo tujuan ne hotel, ketok ane hotel iku mulo berhantu engkok langsung ngepak2 barang, embok gak tahan maneh wes
B: iyo yo mbok koyo2 hotel iku pengen kene sakcepete mbalek, sampek digampang no dalane
A: yo iku lek, masio kene wes perasaan gak enak tapi barang e sek ndek kono kabeh…. Lek ditinggal yo gak iso balek ndek jawa
B: alah mbok lek masalah duwek ae tinggal gesek, gak usah mbalek wes
A: iyo passport e kene endi? Ktp, surat2 liane…. Meneng kene kan mudune terjun bebas, engkok di kiro mati kecelakaan ag engkok kapal jatuh piye….
B: duh lek iki bener hotel e ngono kene yo podho ae nyerahno nyowo mbok
A: sedhiluk ae, njukuk tas langsung minggat… meneng kene kan yo pisan during sempat bongkar2 barang, gampang le…

B: eh tapi during mbayar mbok
A: seng paran2 wes iki mas2an yo sun kek no…
B: cukup ta mbok?
A: ngawur ae iki bandul e berlian 99 karat yo lebih2…
B: endi ono mbok 99karat
A: ono! iki isun golet iyo ndek samudra atlantik kono, pas dibung rose teko titanic…ngelangi isun lek golek
B: lah iyo wes percoyo2
A: asline iki tek e mbah mu cuk beno wes kesok ditebus maneh….
B: iyo seng penting selamet sek mbok…

Minggu, 11 September 2011

bagian7

Bagian 7: dinner and scream
A: menu ne ehm ….. pesen no a ewes
B: gaya mu mbah koyok ngerti2 o ae ag  (geleng2) beef steak, mushroom soup, extra hot spicy 2 and tea, that’s it
A: eh kon pesen opo?
B: daging bakar, sop ambek teh opo’o se
A: iku tok?
B: yoh
A: kurang …!
B: wes mbahh engkok lek pesen akeh2 gak mateng2 panganane ngentenine suwi, gelem?
A: yo moh
B: yo wes
A: tapi engkok tambah maneh iso
B: yo gampang … ada uang ada barang…, tapi suwi nemen paling mbah delok en ta tamu ne wes teko kabeh, rame ngene, tambah teko terus maneh
A: iyo yo, teko endi ae she wong2 iki kari rame ag, heran isun iki kabeh wong2 nge kok gak onok seng ngantri yo. Kursi ne cukup kabeh padahal gak onok seng mari mangan …..
B: teknologi eropa paling mbah, kursi ne iso menggandakan diri
A: iyo munggone panganananku pisan ngono
B: mbah aku tak pipis sek yo adem2 kebelet terus isun iki yo…
A: yo ojo suwi2 mbah gak iso bhs.inggris iki
B: yo
Bagian 7: toilet
B: aduh e kebelet … endi se toilet e iki kari gak nemu2 ag. Ate takok wong endi wong e tapi uhhh…
(keliling2 muter 2 gak nemu2) tibane iki hotel kari goblok ag arsitekture , lali ngekek I toilet!.......................................................
D: ouwh there is a human It’s enough for dinner
B:Aduh gak onok wong wes tak pipis neng kene ae gak kuat maneh …. Ehhh lego …. Huh
D: damn! Who is this people? How dare you got to pee on me!!!
C: excuse me sir, what are you doing here?
B: I’m looking for toilet can you take me there
C: of course sir, please follow me….
D: damn for this time you can escape but next time I will take my revenge…..!
C: there it is in the end of this corridor, sir for your safety please don’t go back to place where I find you
B:of course, I don’t want to get lost anymore anyway I already forgot the way, thank you
B: ehm…! ceret tibane neng ken eta ah, asem or owes pipis se wes mari buru ketemu toilet e yo wesuh a ewes …
Bagian 8: stranger girl
B: (see bloody girl in the mirror eat something, that girl turn around, staring each other. Freaking out, frozen can’t move, a little moment. De ja VU, it’s just a little vision. That just a girl repair her make up. The scary is gone for a moment.
G: getting crazy ….!!!! Please save me, go … you must be hurry…..go away go away go ….leave this place …..
B: what ? I don’t understand what are you talking about …
G: (unconscious)…..
B: hei …  miss are you okay come on wake up
G: what happen with me?
B: are you okay? You have fell down…
G: oh it must be my anemia, sometime I fell like that, I’m fine…
B: but, you just saying something I don’t understand what do you mean…
G: oh whatever what I said just annoying me that doesn’t mean anything…. (leaving toilet)
B: eh okay …. Weird …. (washing hands) I’d better hurry my sister must be waiting for me …
Bagian 9: scream
A: duh endi se lare iku kocet or owes gak teko2 ag…. Wes ngene maneh …..jancok
B: eh mbok2 mbok duh onok opo iki jare ….. What the hell is going on …..
U: you must be hurry …. The attack was begin
B: hurry? What is going on….do we have a war?
………………………………………………………….
S1: aaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhh
S2:aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrgggg
S3:aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggg
B: mbok2 mbok neng endi kon ……
Damn! How can I find my sister with all this scream…… mbok mbok mbok …..
A: jancok ..! endi lare iku isun iki seng ngerti endi2 ….milu wong2 baen wes seng rame ben aman …..
…(ketemu neng lawang)……………….
B: he mbok teko endi ae siro iku
A: yo siro iku seng di golek I seng onok2 nenng jedeng kari suwi ag ngeseng watu ta?
B: nyasar isun mau mbok, iki opo o she mbok wong2 iki
A: mboh isun pisan heng ngerti moro2 wong2 iku njerit2 dhewe terus kabeh wong mlayu kocar-kacir yo isun milu biyaen….
B: ono opo she sebenere ….?iki neng endi mbok?
A: lah milu wong2 baen wes opo jare engkok
B: mau aku diomongi uwong kongkon cepetan jare serangan e wes dimulai, ono perang ta mbok neng eropa iki?
A: yo gak lah cuk, ono o perang seng sidho merene, seng ngono beritane yo lek ono perang iku…..
B: terus piye iki mbok, neng endi wong2 e podho ilang kabeh gedhigi ….
A: lah sengidan ae wis neng endi kono tek ngenteni isuk engkok kepiye gampang wes…..
B: ah iyo neng kono  og mbah aman wes meneng kene ketok ane nyasar ag, wes adoh teko hotel ….
A: lah kon iku kepiye she tek2 saket awal gak ketemu2 hotel kene iku wes nyasar, kepiye she ….iki iku 2011 yo lek kok iso sek nyasar she
B: yo kepiye mari mbah hp mati kartu gsm e local an …. Internet seng ono singal e …. Gps rusak kenek udan… nyasar neng pedalaman pisan ….. emboh wes mbah aku pisan ngelu
A: ngene iki ndungo a ewes gak ketemu macan, beruang, ta ula
B: ojo ngono ro mbok ….
A: ajane ono opo she neng hotel iku? Mbok iki ngeroso ono seng gak bener …… eh lare iki wes turu ag keadaan ngene iler e panccet ae mbeler … siro iku seng gak bener….. wes wes